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se很差，一见到我，就像是见到浮木一样。                                                                                                             “阿墨阿墨，帮个忙！”她巴着我的手臂，把手上的东西往着我手里面一塞，“帮我去一号教学楼11楼1104号教室计算机系大三的点个名，一定要在上课之前点。”                                                                                                             “这不是你的工作么。”                                                                                                             我嘟囔，把她塞给我的东西推回去，从这广播社到一号教学楼有很长的一段路，时间那么短暂，虽然教学楼有电梯，但是我也没有那么英勇能在十分钟之内到达教学楼，挤上电梯到11楼去啊！                                                                                                             “我今天中午吃坏肚子了，都已经上了三回厕所了，现在肚子又疼的厉害，再去我就拉k子上了。阿墨你要是不去，我诅咒你明天起床变成gn，还是三十六g，让你没有内衣穿，衣服扣子全部崩裂！”                                                                                                             那姑娘涨红了一张脸，头上冒着冷汗，以咆哮马之姿朝着我吼着。                                                                                                             我听的虎躯一震！                                                                                                             mb，真恶毒，果然是最毒妇人心！                                                                                                             太让人泪流满面了，明知道我最怨念挺起的x围了，居然还带这么诅咒我的！                                                                                                             三十六的gn，我能扛得住么？                                                                                                             你赢了！                                                                                                             我抢过她手上的点名单子，扯过她x口挂着的代表学生科的铭牌，蹬上我第二辆二手自行车撒丫子地往着一号教学楼而去。                                                                                                             很多年后，我在回想，要是当年顶着变成gn也无所谓态度而不去帮人点那一次名的话，我那颗流氓而又猥琐的心是不是就不会心动了？！